I NEVER WANT THIS POST TO END
the second pic of the elephant and dog though. holy crap that’s graceful
pear-shaped women are the cutest things ever
comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.
this is how you make “gay jokes” folks
having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime
Haytham: So, a question for you: why medicine?
Church: I’m supposed to tell you I care for my fellow man - right? That I chose this path because it allows me to accomplish a greater good.
Haytham: Are these things not true?
Church: Perhaps. But that’s not what guided me. No… for me it was a less abstract thing. I like money.
Haytham: There are other paths to fortune.
Church: Aye, but what better ware to peddle than LIFE? Nothing else is as precious - nor so desperately craved. And no price is too great for the man or woman who fears an abrupt and permanent end.
Haytham: Your words are cruel, Benjamin.
Church: But true as well.
Haytham: You took an oath to help people, did you not?
Church: I abide by the oath, which makes no mention of price. I merely require compensation - fair compensation - for my services.
Haytham: And if they lack the required fund?
Church: Then there are others who will serve them. Does a baker grant free bread to a beggar? Does the tailor offer a dress to the woman who cannot afford to pay? No. Why should I?
Haytham: You said it yourself, nothing is more precious than life.
Church: Indeed. All the more reason one should ensure one has the means to preserve it.
THIS IS THE TYPE OF SHIT SCIENTISTS BE THINKING ABOUT AND LAUGHING THO
EVERY SINGLE SCIENCEY PERSON I KNOW LAUGHS WHEN TALKING ABOUT CREATIVE OR INEVITABLE AND GENERALLY SCIENCE-RELATED WAYS EVERYONE MIGHT DIE AND IT’S MY FAVORITE THING